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Karen Young in latest ad campaign
into Photoshop a la Tron created by DS106 for its stars?
Can it really be just genetics? Nah! They all tell us the same lie: Just healthy eating and exercise, my dear! This reporter has uncovered much more than yoga and green veggies in our stars' beauty routine.
One of the male stars, Ron L, when asked what he thought about their secret to eternal youth said:
‘Didn't the fairy say "life's a bitch, but only if you are, dear”?’
Meow. Was he calling me a bitch? No. He is a big fan.
MY INVESTIGATION
I first received this email from one of the producers of the show,
‘I heard tell there is a DS106 medical plan procedure that gets amazing results. I think the name was something like blending.’
Talky Tina released this letter via her agent,
“Well, As some of my closest True Friends, you will likely understand that over the years I have been the focus for a number of Mean Words related to my looks.
Many have remarked, over time, of my continued youthful appearance, and some will even go so far as to suggest that I have had work done to maintain my fantastic looks.
Miss Talky Tina on the cover of Star Secrets (1964)


































































































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