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The Femme Fatale Only
The interwebz — Monday, April 12 2015 Free as in Beer
By Rita Skeeter who has heard worse than this show
Some of you, rabid readers, may have had the privilege of tuning into the cornucopia of awesome radio that was the Femme Fatale Radio show on DS106 Radio.
We finally got to listen to the show after over an hour of ‘pre-show’ antics from none other than
the Reverend Jim Groom.
He admits on the twitter that he tried to hijack the show on behalf of some Russian mega boss who had kidnapped him earlier
in the year.
The show was such a success that it prompted an anonymous listener to say,
‘Just have to say this is
beyond even wildest
expectations for a group
project. It's a good thing we do not give grades to y'all because there would need to be a whole new alphabet invented that has a bunch of letters before "A"’
Praise indeed. But, rabid readers, you know this reporter cannot bear all this positive mutual admiration society we know DS106 to be.
There is something fishy going on with the stars of this show. Does anyone else wonder at how it is possible for a star who was born in 1963 to look like Talky Tina
does today?
And then there is professor Young.
A long career as an author and media
personality and the latest image we have of her shows not a wrinkle in the
chain smoking face.
In my inimitable way, meaning in secret, I have been trailing Talky Tina and Professor Karen Young to find out their secret for eternal youth! The Swiss Beauty Blending Institute? A secret door to get
Miss Talky Tina as Daphne de Beauvoir (2015)